Fierce pork trooper.

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| BOSS: Fierce Pork Trooper \  PARTY: Lucas, Kumatora, Duster, Boney
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| HP: 1758 \ PP: 0 \ OFF: 125 \ DEF: 46 \ IQ: 15 \ SPD: 25 \
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| Look at those stats. This guy WOULD give you a beating... if not for his huge|
| fanboy-ism for DCMC. Use a Magazine as an item on this guy to give him some  |
| kind of fan-climax and immoblize him for a few turns. Apply PK Fire on him.  |
| If by a small chance he gets the chance to hit you, heal. Easy!              |
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| EXP: 1548 | DP: 620 | DROP: Pickled Veggie Plate |
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