Friday, 24 July 2009

Who does the best Fassad laugh?

Chuggaaconroy 02:16


Nintendocaprisun. 03:25



Or Jamiany 04:40

In my opinion Nintendocaprisun is the best, and jamiany is the worst.

Masked Man

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| FINAL BOSS: Masked Man \ PARTY: Lucas
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| HP: ???? \ PP: ??? \ OFF: 200 \ DEF: 150 \ IQ: 79 \ SPD: 40 \
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| The final battle against the Masked Man. Defend the entire battle--you can't |
| attack the Masked Man, since he's actually Claus, your brother. Defending |
| will stop your HP counter from scrolling so quickly. Once you're below 100 |
| HP, heal with PK Lifeup Gamma to restore yourself to full HP. Wait for your |
| HP counter to get full, then start defending again. Do this the entire battle|
| and enjoy the cutscenes that happen during it. Once the screen fades white, |
| you have beaten Mother 3! Enjoy the ending! |
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| PS: Don't bother reviving your party members in the first part, the Masked |
| Man will just kill them off once they're back up. |
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| EXP: 0 | DP: 0 |
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Porky

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| BOSS: Porky \ PARTY: Lucas, Kumatora, Duster, Boney
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| HP: 6569 \ PP: 0 \ OFF: 170 \ DEF: 182 \ IQ: 64 \ SPD: 63 \
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| The final battle against the villain of Mother 3, Porky Minch! Here to fight |
| you once again in this game, you fought him in EarthBound, too. It's time |
| to kick this bastard's ass one last time. First thing you want to do is to |
| raise your stats and lower his. If Porky lowers yours, raise them all again. |
| Apply Physical Shields for his super attacks. Have Lucas attack normally, |
| Kumatora cast PK Thunder or, if you have it, PK Ground, since PK Ground, like|
| the Masked Man, is very weak to it. Restore status if Porky decides to make |
| you cry. Have Duster and Boney attack normally, and heal when necessary. This|
| won't take long. At the end, Porky will retreat into the Absolute Safety |
| Capsule. Heal if you're near dying, and wait two turns. Then the battle will |
| be over. You can use the Shield Stealer if you want to use PK Love and PK |
| Starstorm, but PK Thunder and PK Ground go through shields so there's no |
| point, in my opinion. Have fun. |
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| EXP: 0 | DP: 0 |
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Porky bots.

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| BOSS: Porky Bots (x10) \ PARTY: Lucas, Kumatora, Duster, Boney
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| HP: 865 \ PP: 0 \ OFF: 135 \ DEF: 148 \ IQ: 45 \ SPD: 49 \
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| There are ten of these bots, but only 3 appear at a time. Once you defeat a |
| Porky Bot, another takes its place. This happens until all of them are gone, |
| then another appears and summons 2 random chimeras, this happens again, then |
| the battle is over. Raise your stats, but don't lower theirs, it doesn't do |
| much of a difference. Once you're done raising stats, have Kumatora use PK |
| Thunder, since the Porky Bots reflect all other PSI attacks (except for one, |
| Ground, but that isn't good here) and have Lucas, Duster and Boney attack the|
| Porky Bots physically. Once one dies though, it explodes, so make sure Lucas |
| has enough PP for PK Lifeup Omega. Each explosion deals about 60-100 damage, |
| so heal every 2 explosions. Apply this to everything else. At the end of the |
| battle, where 3 more bots drop in, DCMC will destroy the rest, and you've |
| won! Hurray! |
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| EXP: 1580 (x10) | DP: 21 (x10) |
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Natural Killer Cyborg

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| BOSS: Natural Killer Cyborg \ PARTY: Lucas, Kumatora, Duster, Boney
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| HP: 7548 \ PP: 500 \ OFF: 232 \ DEF: 189 \ IQ: 52 \ SPD: 43 \
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| This, is my favourite normal fight in the game. Lots of HP, kickass music, |
| good stuff. Lower his status immediatly and follow that up with raising your |
| own stats. Have Lucas heal when the Cyborg does damage, Kumatora use PSI, PK |
| Thunder is good, but PK Ground is better. Duster and Boney should just attack|
| with boosted stats. The Cyborg has a super attack, but it is easily healed by|
| Lifeup Omega. When Lucas isn't healing, have him join the fun and have him |
| attack. Have fun with this cyborg. |
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| EXP: 34381 | DP: 1600 |
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King statue.

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| BOSS: King Statue \ PARTY: Lucas, Kumatora, Duster, Boney
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| HP: 100000000 \ PP: 0 \ OFF: 228 \ DEF: 255 \ IQ: 200 \ SPD: 78 \
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| You're reading that HP stat right. One hundred MILLION HP. Eat your heart |
| out, Yiazmat! Well, this is the easiest boss in the game, though, if you know|
| what to do. Otherwise, he's impossible. Buy a New Year's Eve Bomb and use it.|
| It'll reduce this guy's HP to 1, have someone attack him after that. You can |
| also use PK Flash, but that isn't very reliable.
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| EXP: 17586 | DP: 2400 |
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Miracle Fassad

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| BOSS: Miracle Fassad \ PARTY: Lucas, Kumatora, Duster, Boney
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| HP: 5489 \ PP: 382 \ OFF: 164 \ DEF: 140 \ IQ: 58 \ SPD: 54 \
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| Well, he's back! And he's not as annoying! Well, for the first half, anyways.|
| Raise your stats and all that for the first part, and conserve for the second|
| part. Have Kumatora use PK Thunder, PK Ground won't work. Buy Super Bombs |
| from the guy under the King Statue in New Pork City, and use them against |
| Fassad. Once you enter his second form, which is the New Fassad form, this |
| guy gets much tougher. Have Psycho Shields up for this, and have Lucas use |
| PK Lifeup Omega when he starts spamming his super attack. This fight is a lot|
| easier than the first Fassad fight. Thank god this is the last time you fight|
| Fassad. Gah! |
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| EXP: 28636 | DP: 1540 |
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